ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men