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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  i'm in his phone as sushi coochie

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• (619): View more from California

  The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it

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• (805): View more from California

  his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  So gin and wine won't be happening again

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car

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  21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I think I'm pregnant again.

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  or as we call it, thursday.

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