Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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