And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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