I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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