How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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