I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i would punch a child for taco bell
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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