none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
