drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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