mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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