why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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