I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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