when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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