he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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