Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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