there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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