your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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