He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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