I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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