When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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