He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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