i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Less talking, more tequila
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
How does one acquire holy water?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
