I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Randomize
