i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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