ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
