what if I'm pregnant?
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She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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