I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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