Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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