I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I can't put those talents on a resume
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
