I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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