Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
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I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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