remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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