so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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