Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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