We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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