How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
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I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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