he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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