Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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