it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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