Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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