So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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