sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
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found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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