I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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