There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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