absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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