Don't you send me to vm
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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