I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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