i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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