she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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