We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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