found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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