Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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