Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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