Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
we're so committed to being not committed
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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