White coat. Heels.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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