Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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