is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
