I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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